Work it with these witty pencils!
Who the #@!& took my pencil, Oh here it is.
I’m not bossy I’m aggressively helpful
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud at you?
Stop petting my peeves
As far as I know I’m delightful
Frankly autocorrect, I’m getting a bit tired of your @#!%
I’m not feeling very worky today
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